Wednesday 12 October 2005

Fozzy Live at Bradford Rio - October 2005

I wanna tell you a story...

Once upon a time there was a young man (well, he's a couple of years younger than me) named Chris Irvine. Born in America (his dad was New York Rangers' star Ted Irvine) and raised in Canada, young Chris had two loves in his life - professional wrestling and heavy rock (remind you of anyone?).

Chris trained to become a wrestler at Stu Hart's famous "Dungeon" wrestling school and, in 1996 at age 26, having paid his dues with many minor wrestling companies, made his debut with Ted Turner's World Championship Wrestling. He used the name "Chris Jericho", taking it from the Helloween album "Walls of...".

A few years later, Jericho (feeling he was being "held back" by backstage politics) left WCW to join Vince McMahon's now dominant WWF. His "heel" persona, arrogant yet whiney, got him "over" with the fans and his in-ring abilities left them spell-bound. It looked like "Y2J" was about to become a megastar.

Then disaster struck - a seriously sprained ankle sidelined Jericho for four months.

During this time he struck up a friendship with Stuck Mojo guitarist Rich "The Duke" Ward, a wrestling fan and HUUUUGE Jericho "mark". Jericho told Ward that he'd always wanted to be a rock star and Ward told him about a side project he was involved in when he and friends would get together and play club gigs consisting entirely of covers of their old favourites. He called the "band" Fozzy Osbourne.

Jericho signed up instantly and his boyhood dream came true when he played his first rock gig a few days later.

Knowing that there were a multitude of covers bands about, the guys decided to come up with a wrestling-style "angle". The story went that Fozzy (now Osbourne-less) had been signed to a Japanese record company throughout the eighties and nineties which had stopped them playing in their homeland. Instead, many of the top acts of the day (Twisted Sister, Ozzy Osbourne, Dream Theatre) had covered their songs. Dee Snider, Zakk Wylde and numerous others were happy to play along!

Securing a record deal, they recorded an album of covers then, over the next few years, two albums, increasingly of their own material. All sold well.

Last night [Wed 12 October 2005], Fozzy opened their latest UK tour to promote the album "All That Remains" in Bradford.

MrsD and I arrived half-way through opening act Flux Capacitor's set. Their lead singer obviously fancied himself as the next Scott Ian, but his band were significantly more musical than his vocal style - thrashy, yes, but there were a lot of melodies trying to get out.

Second act might've been called Rico or Recoil or something like that. A three piece from the West Country, they looked like Will Young's backing singers; the bassist and guitarist both looked as if they'd have to be up for school in the morning. The singer/guitarist was a TERRIBLY polite young man; all "good evening" and "thank you very much". Not very rock'n'roll.

Oh, but the NOISE!!! Very reminiscent of Rage Against The Machine. I suspect they were terribly good at what they do, but they don't live on my street. The finger gymnastics of the bassist were quite spectacular, but the runs were lost in the mix. Not a band I'd go chasing, but if you're into that kind of thing then keep an eye open for them.

Fozzy finally hit the stage at about 10 o'clock. The crowd (maybe 300) were stoked and the band blistered through a couple of numbers before Jericho started working his promo magic. The guy could charm the birds out of the trees, I swear.

Jericho, in the words of MrsD, was looking "mighty fine" - he's lost the goatee. Chris, fashion advice. Some people suit facial hair. I'm one of them, you're not.

A "cheap pop" was obtained by favourable comparison of Bradford curry with London (boo!) curry and Manchester (BOOOOOO!) curry then it was into a blistering "Wanderlust".

Jericho noted that Helloween (remember where he got his name?) are due to play Bradford shortly and said he'd had his picture taken with the poster advertising both them and Fozzy. "We've definitely hit the big time!" he crowed.

New drummer Eric Sanders played an impressive (and, thankfully, not over-long) solo which got him a huge response then noted fusion guitarist Mike Martin played possibly the best solo I've seen outside the Glasgow Apollo - truly awesome.

Closing out the solo, the band reconvened and Jericho channelled the ghost of Linda McCartney. Really, there's something just plain WRONG about a wrestler playing a tambourine!

Plenty more banter with the audience followed, CJ asking us to promise not to tell his "mom" as he had a beer. Demands from the audience to "chug! chug!" drew a surprising response - a young lady was invited to try to down a bottle. She happily climbed up on stage (early twenties, blonde, pretty - rather too well scrubbed to be a mosher) but failed miserably in her attempt. Jericho rounded on the crowd for booing which led to Rich Ward morphing into Beavis (or Butthead); "Hur! Hur! I can't believe you told them off for booing a hot chick! That's, like, so cool!"

Bridget (for that was her name) was urged to stage dive back to her place. The look on her face was a picture (confirmation of her non-mosher status! Ha! I'm right again!) but she DID actually do it and seemed to rather enjoy the brief surf which followed.

Before the "official" last song, Ward and Jericho debated who was the craziest person in the audience. CJ narrowed it down to one of four who'd been bouncing around in front of me all night, but while they argued amongst themselves as to who was craziest, Ward picked out another young lady (surprise!) and had her join the band on stage. Her reward? To sit onstage in the "Crazy Chair". All very corny, but it works...

The band went straight to encore without leaving the stage - a rousing version of "Enemy". Then it all went mondo bizarro.

You know when a couple of loonies manage to get up on stage and hang around the singer's shoulders before being dragged off and beaten half to death by the bouncers? That didn't happen. First two, then three, four, five guys were on the stage. Suddenly we were in double figures. By half way through the song there must've been forty or fifty fans on stage - we couldn't see the band!! Really weird. Really cool. A great visual and a fab way to end the show.

Funny to see a couple of the girls trying to get a kiss out of Jericho. Being happily married and a relatively new father, he was having none of it!

Overall, a very entertaining show. Personally, I'd've liked a few more of their excellent covers in the set - they do great versions of "Stand Up And Shout" and "L.O.V.E. Machine" - but they're doing this for the love of the music and to enjoy themselves so it would be petty to criticise the choice of material.

Consider: there was a Pink Floyd tribute band playing in Huddersfield who were charging £15 admission. I saw Chris Fucking Jericho for a tenner!!

Oh, and it was great to come away from a show with my ears ringing again. It's been too long.

Friends don't let friends listen to hip-hop.
It's a metal thing - you wouldn't understand - Slogan on Fozzy T-shirt












Photos from Rios by Droogie_Will

Thursday 23 June 2005

Once In A Lifetime - Manchester MEN - June 2005






Hot, Hot, Hot!

Summer's here and the time is right for good old fashioned rock'n'roll.

The show is billed as "Once In A Lifetime" and one can't help but wonder what anarchy might have ensued had this tour happened 30 years ago. Teenage girls might have achieved the sort of overthrow of society punks dreamed of.

The Bay City Rollers - The Osmonds - David Essex - David Cassidy

Any one of these acts could have (actually, did) fill venues twice, three times this size back in the first half of the decade that taste forgot and here they are on one bill; a bit older, a bit greyer, a bit wrinklier (despite botox), not much wiser. Let's rock...

Les McKeown, for me, was the Rollers. See, I wasn't a wee lassie, my primary school self actually liked the music and Les was the singer - he was the band.

Today he's surrounded by a new band - they're all much younger than him and (unlike his previous cohorts) can actually play. We get a package of hits from Summerlove Sensation and Saturday Night to Bye Bye Baby by way of a somewhat unexpected medley of Shang-a-Lang with Deep Purple's Black Night (obviously included to give the guitarist a chance to show off his considerable skills).



Les' voice isn't what it used to be - years of abuse (he's up on drug charges after this tour) have robbed him of his range so he leaves the top notes to the backing singers and the audience. I suspect I'm the only person who notices this.

Great start.

A quick change-over and a familiar chant starts.

"We want The Osmonds!"

I was never really a fan. I liked Jimmy (he was the same age as me) and Crazy Horses, but all the lovey-dovey stuff made me want to pull the legs off spiders. Tonight, thankfully, there's no Donny or Marie, just the moshing part of the family.

OK, a bit of an exaggeration, perhaps, but compared to Puppy Love or Morning Side Of The Mountain, opener Having A Party is speed metal, baby!

Merrill takes stage front as current family patriarch - he looks remarkably like Kenny Rodgers these days - and is flanked by Jimmy and Wayne on flame-throwing guitars (not quite Ace Frehley, you understand, but credit for the showmanship) while Jay pounds away on drums.



The set includes all the hits (including ones I'd managed to expunge from memory like Goin' Home). Down By The Lazy River is every bit as cheesy as you remember and the boys look just like those evangelists on cable telly. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Having gone out of their way to annoy me (by making me sing along, goddamit!) they then excel themselves by giving us a drum solo. I haven't seen a drum solo in years! And now I've seen the Osmonds do one! Even weirder than shang-a-lang-a-black-night!

Of course, they finish with Love Me For A Reason and Crazy Horses. Better than I expected, enjoyable if not exactly likeable.

David Essex. The heartthrob it's OK for straight blokes to like. He was one of my first heroes and was the act I was most looking forward to tonight.

What a bloody set - Rock On, Lamplight, Gonna Make You A Star, Hold Me Close, Oh What A Circus, Silver Dream Machine, Imperial Wizard (complete with rather barbed comment on the War On Terror), Winter's Tale...



He even managed to fit in a new song, It's Gonna Be Alright, to prove he's still an awesome songwriter.

Stunning, simply stunning.

Manchester, please welcome onstage, from the United States of America -   David.   Cassidy.

Bedlam.

OK, I've taken MrsD to see her childhood hero a couple of times before, so I know what to expect.  It still takes me by surprise, though. You can taste the oestrogen as the years fall away from fifteen thousand 40-somethings and they are transported back to a time before pelvic floor exercises and HRT.

David Cassidy works the stage and the audience like an old pro - he's Frank Sinatra, he's Shirley Bassey, he's Louis Armstrong all rolled up into one (slightly nipped and tucked but still horribly well-preserved) package.



For all the stars who went before, this is his audience - they hang on his every word, eat from his hand, jump at his command.

The music is almost incidental - Cherish, Daydreamer, Could It Be Forever (with near-hysteria accompanying the "but..."), I Woke Up In Love This Morning...

He reads his audience well and plays the "normal" version of I Think I Love You rather than the down-tempo mix then launches into a long story about his friend John Lennon before covering Blackbird.

Now, I'd have dropped the chat and included Some Kind Of A Summer but then, I'm a greedy bugger.

He might've started out as a manufactured pop star, but Cassidy has become the consumate showman - one of the genuine greats of the age.

And after the show? Well, for all I said about the Osmonds, Love Me For A Reason is the song I'm singing in the car home!


David Cassidy with the Osmonds - Pic from Merrill Osmond's website